The Best Of The country-western that is worst Song Titles
1 – Drop Kick Me, Jesus, Through The Goalposts Of Life
2 – Get Your Biscuits In The Oven And Your Buns In The Bed
3 – Get Your Tongue Outta My Mouth ‘Cause I’m Kissing You Goodbye
4 – Her Teeth Were Stained, But Her Heart Was Pure
5 – How Can I Miss You If You Won’t Go Away?
6 – How Can You Believe Me When I Say you are loved by me when You Know I’ve Been A Liar All My Life?
7 – I Been Roped And Thrown By Jesus In The Holy Ghost Corral
8 – I Changed Her Oil, She Changed My Life
9 – I Don’t Know Whether To Kill Myself Or Go Bowling
10 – I Fell In A Pile Of You And Got Love All Over Me
11 – I Flushed You From The Toilets Of My Heart.
12 – I Keep Forgettin’ I Forgot About You
13 – I Wanna Whip Your Cow
14 – I Would Have Writ You A Letter, But I Couldn’t Spell Yuck!
15 – I Wouldn’t Take Her To A Dawg Fight, Cause I’m Afraid She’d Win
16 – I’d Rather Have A Bottle In Front Of Me Than a lobotomy that is frontal
17 – I’m Just A Bug On The Windshield Of Life
18 – I’m The Only Hell Mama Ever Raised
19 – I’ve Been Flushed From The Bathroom Of Your Heart
20 – I’ve Got The Hungries For Your Love And I’m Waiting In Your Welfare Line
21 – then Number Two On You if i Can’t Be Number One In Your Life
22 – If Love Were Oil, I’d Be A Quart Low
23 – If My Nose Were Full Of Nickels, I’d Blow It All On You
24 – me alone, I’ll Go And Find Someone Else Who Will if you don’t Leave
25 – me, Can I Come Too if you leave?
26 – Mama Get The Hammer (There’s A Fly On Papa’s Head)
27 – My Every silver Is Plastic day
28 – My Head Hurts, My Feet Stink, And I Don’t Love Jesus
29 – My John Deere Was Breaking Your Field, While Your Dear John Was Breaking My Heart
30 – My Wife Ran Off With My Best Friend, And I Sure Do Miss Him
31 – Oh, I’ve Got Hair Oil On My Ears And My Glasses Are Slipping Down, But Baby I Can See Through You
32 – Pardon Me, I’ve Got Someone To Kill
33 – She Got The Gold Mine And the Shaft was got by me
34 – She Got The Ring And the Finger was got by me
35 – She Made Toothpicks Out Of The Timber Of My Heart
36 – She’s Got Freckles On Her, But She’s Pretty
37 – Thank God And Greyhound She’s Gone
38 – they might put Me In Prison, But They Can’t Stop My Face From Breakin’ Out
39 – Velcro Arms, Teflon Heart
40 – When You Leave Walk Out Backwards, So I’ll Think You’re Walking In
41 – You Can’t Have Your Kate And Edith Too
42 – You Can’t Roller Skate In A Buffalo Herd
43 – You Done Tore Out My Heart And Stomped That Sucker Flat
44 – You Were Only A Splinter As I Slid Down The Bannister Of Life
45 – You’re the good reason Our Baby’s So Ugly
46 – I Married Her Just Because She Looks Like You
47 – My Tears Have Washed » you are loved by me» Off The Blackboard Of My Heart
48 – Don’t Cry On My Shoulders ‘Cause You’re Rustin’ My Spurs
49 – I Can’t Love Your Body If Your Heart’s Not In It
50 – I Wish I Were In Dixie Tonight, But She’s Out Of Town
51 – I’ll Get as you get Out From Under Him over you as Soon
52 – I’m Gonna Hire A Wino To Decorate Our Home
53 – I’m So Miserable you here without you it’s Like Having
54 – If She Puts Lipstick On My Dipstick I’ll Fall In Love
55 – It Takes Me all Long To Do What I Used To Do All Night Long night
56 – Learning To Live Again Is Killing Me
57 – Please Bypass This Heart
58 – She’s Out Doing What I’m Here Doing Without
59 – Do You ukrainian bride documentary Love As Good As You Look?
60 – I Keep Forgettin’ I Forgot About You
61 – I’m The Only Hell Mama Ever Raised
62 – If You Don’t Believe I Love You Just Ask My Wife
63 – Timber, I’m Falling in Love
64 – You’re the First Time I Thought About Leaving
65 – Love Will Beat Your Brains Out
66 – Guess My Eyes Were Bigger Than My Heart
67 – It Ain’t Love but It Ain’t Bad
68 – The Pint of No Return
69 – this right time i’m Gonna Beat You to the Truck
70 – Hell Stays Open All Night
71 – I’d Be Better Off in a Pine Box
72 – I’ve Got You on My Conscience But At Least You’re Off My Back
73 – Bridge Washed Out, I Can’t Swim and My Baby’s on the Other Side
74 – The Worst You Ever Gave Me Was the Best I Ever Had
75 – She Even Woke Me Up to Say Goodbye
76 – We Used to Just Kiss on the Lips But Now It’s All Over
77 – on me(I’m Checking Out on You if you keep Checking Up)
78 – It Don’t Hurt Half as Bad as Holding You Feels Good
79 – If Fingerprints Showed Up On Skin, Wonder Whose I’d Find On You
Tonight 80 – She Feels Like A New Man
81 – the Word that is last in Is «me»
82 – When We Get Back To the Farm (That’s When We Really Go To Town
83 – You Stuck My Heart In a Old Tin Can and Shot It Off a Log
84 – He’s Been Drunk Since His Wife’s Gone Punk
85 – I Bought the Boots That Just Walked Out On Me
86 – Ever I do,» There’s a Lot of Things You Don’t since I said
87 – The Next Time You Throw That Fryin’ Pan, My Face Ain’t Gonna Be There
88 – I Don’t Know Whether to Come Home or Go Crazy
89 – it(It Ain’t There if you can’t Feel)
90 – Her Body Couldn’t Keep You Off My Mind
91 – I Got In At 2 With A 10 And Woke Up At 10 With A 2
92 – every Bone is hated by me in Your Body Except Mine
93 – I Just Bought A Car From The Guy That Stole My Girl, But The Car Don’t Run So I Figure We Got An Even Deal
94 – I Knew I’d Hit Rock Bottom When I Woke Up On Top Of You
95 – I Liked You Better Before I Knew You So Well
96 – I Meant Every Word That He Said
97 – I’m Not Married But The Wife Is
98 – If Whiskey Were A Woman I’d Be Married For Sure
99 – Out Of My Head And Back In My Bed
100 – Swing Wide Your Gate Of Love
101 – Tennis Must Be Your Racket ‘Cause Love Means Nothin’ To You
102 – What Made Milwaukee Famous (Has Made a Loser Out of Me)
103 – Who You Gonna Believe, Me Or your eyes that are lying?
